![]() Uncle, auntie, grandma, granddad, uncle’s bros, uncle’s sisters, auntie’s bros, auntie’s sis, etc.) Indian Parents’ Priority: Being able to memorize all the names of our extended family tree. ![]() As individuals, we’re usually obsessed with the top of the list while our Indian parents have an obsession with the bottom. At every point in our lives we have a set of priorities. But trust me when I say Indian parents are in a completely different league. We all have parents who are concerned and loving and whatever whatever. ![]() So every 15-20 days we head over to the salon and get it all ripped off our face, hands, legs, whatever. Doesn’t help to have a mustache and a unibrow, either. If you’re Indian you probably wanna halve that number. Waxing your legs results in hair-free, smooth legs for two to three weeks. As for the girls, we just wanna find a way to damage our hair follicles. And by lunch, he can choose to shave again because of stubble. If you’re an Indian man, you better count on your razor lasting half as long as your Chinese friend’s if you wanna turn up to work not looking homeless every day. I think Indian guys and girls can empathize with me. But hair is a HUGE problem we Indians have to bear with. Please don’t be startled when you see me having some fries, thanks. Secondly, just because I’m Indian doesn’t mean curry is all I eat. So when someone says something stupid like “curry-flavored ramen,” all the Indians just laugh in their heads. So we have fish curry, chicken curry, capsicum curry, and even mango curry. Indians can make curry with almost anything and everything. Everyone seems to think there’s only one type of curry. People have SO MANY misconceptions about curry.
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